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One morning, an Army general walked into the post headquarters unaware that he had not only forgotten to zip up his fly but he also had no underwear. A sergeant who noticed it, in order to not public embarrass the man, very cleverly said: "Sir, when I passed your house this morning, I noticed that you forgot to close your garage door."
After zipping up, the old general asked, "Really? By the way, Sergeant, did you see my Jaguar parked in the garage?"
The sergeant replied, "No, Sir. All I saw was your old Fiat with two flat tires!"
-Contributed by Ralph
One morning, an Army general walked into the post headquarters unaware that he had not only forgotten to zip up his fly but he also had no underwear. A sergeant who noticed it, in order to not public embarrass the man, very cleverly said: "Sir, when I passed your house this morning, I noticed that you forgot to close your garage door."
After zipping up, the old general asked, "Really? By the way, Sergeant, did you see my Jaguar parked in the garage?"
The sergeant replied, "No, Sir. All I saw was your old Fiat with two flat tires!"
-Contributed by Ralph
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