An elderly couple had finally learned how to send text messa-3ges on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type while the husband was a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon while the wife was out with some girlfriends for a day in town, suddenly her romantic streak struck and she decided to send her husband a romantic text message as follows: "If you are sleeping, tell me your dreams. If you are laughing, give me your smile. If you are eating, share me a bite. If you are drinking, let me have a sip. If you are crying, let me dry your tears. I love you."
The husband's text reply to her text message: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
~Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
The husband's text reply to her text message: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
~Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
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