For instance. . .
After an elderly couple just celebrated their sixtieth anniversary---(they were childhood sweethearts), they moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - $50,000.00!
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers."
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers canvassed the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally immediately said, "No".
Andy blurted, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic"
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
The officers turned to Andy and began to question him. One of them said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
And Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"
And finally ...
Two elderly gentlemen sat in their favorite bench---their usual meeting place in the local park to discuss various topics, when one of them said: "God must really be the greatest Creator and the best Inventor. Just imagine, out of just one of Adam's ribs, He created not only a woman but also a loudspeaker!"
And then, there were ...
After an elderly couple just celebrated their sixtieth anniversary---(they were childhood sweethearts), they moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - $50,000.00!
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers."
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers canvassed the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally immediately said, "No".
Andy blurted, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic"
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
The officers turned to Andy and began to question him. One of them said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
And Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"
And finally ...
Two elderly gentlemen sat in their favorite bench---their usual meeting place in the local park to discuss various topics, when one of them said: "God must really be the greatest Creator and the best Inventor. Just imagine, out of just one of Adam's ribs, He created not only a woman but also a loudspeaker!"
And then, there were ...
Earl and Bubba who quietly sat in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer, when suddenly Bubba said, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spat overboard, took a long, slow sip of beer and said, "Better think it over, Bubba, women like that are hard to find." -Author Unknown