Is it possible to cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you 'put your two cents in' but get only a 'penny for your thoughts'? What happened to the extra penny?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is ham cured? Did the animal actually have a disease?
Why is it that a man was put on the moon before someone figured that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it still called a hearing when a deaf person goes to court?
Why is a person in a movie, but is on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why does a doctor leave the room while a patient dresses/undresses when the doc sees the patient naked anyway?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a stupid song about Jimmy who cracks corn and no one cares about?
Why can't the professor on Gilligan's Island fix a hole in a boat if he can make a radio out of a coconut?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why did Wile E. Coyote not just buy dinner if he had money to buy all that ACME crap just to trap the Roadrunner?
Why is corn oil made from corn and vegetable oil made from vegetables, but not baby oil from a baby?
If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why is it called an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but called a hemorrhoid when it's in a person's butt?
Why does a dog get mad when one blows air on its face, but sticks its head out the window and does not mind wind blowing on its face when taken for a ride in a car?
Why does one press harder on a remote control when the batteries are going dead?
Why does a bank charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when it already knows that there is not enough money someone's account?
Why do people readily believe when told that there are four billion stars, but try to check when they see a sign that says "wet paint"?
Why is sterilized needle used for a lethal injection to kill a criminal in death row?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Why are there still apes, if man evolved from them?
Why are bubbles in bubble bath always white when bubble bath comes in various colors?
Why are mattresses on sale everyday?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator expecting that something "new" to eat has materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why does a plastic bag not open from the end on your first try?
How do dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why does one say, 'It's all right' instead of 'That really hurts, why don't you watch where you're going' when someone in the supermarket rams one's ankle with a shopping cart?
Why does one manage to knock something else over while attempting to catch something that's falling off the table?
Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why are there no father-in-law jokes?
Finally ... according to statistics, one out of every four persons suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of three of your dearest and most cherished friends. If all three are OK, then it must be you. -Source Unknown
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you 'put your two cents in' but get only a 'penny for your thoughts'? What happened to the extra penny?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is ham cured? Did the animal actually have a disease?
Why is it that a man was put on the moon before someone figured that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it still called a hearing when a deaf person goes to court?
Why is a person in a movie, but is on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why does a doctor leave the room while a patient dresses/undresses when the doc sees the patient naked anyway?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a stupid song about Jimmy who cracks corn and no one cares about?
Why can't the professor on Gilligan's Island fix a hole in a boat if he can make a radio out of a coconut?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why did Wile E. Coyote not just buy dinner if he had money to buy all that ACME crap just to trap the Roadrunner?
Why is corn oil made from corn and vegetable oil made from vegetables, but not baby oil from a baby?
If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why is it called an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but called a hemorrhoid when it's in a person's butt?
Why does a dog get mad when one blows air on its face, but sticks its head out the window and does not mind wind blowing on its face when taken for a ride in a car?
Why does one press harder on a remote control when the batteries are going dead?
Why does a bank charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when it already knows that there is not enough money someone's account?
Why do people readily believe when told that there are four billion stars, but try to check when they see a sign that says "wet paint"?
Why is sterilized needle used for a lethal injection to kill a criminal in death row?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Why are there still apes, if man evolved from them?
Why are bubbles in bubble bath always white when bubble bath comes in various colors?
Why are mattresses on sale everyday?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator expecting that something "new" to eat has materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why does a plastic bag not open from the end on your first try?
How do dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why does one say, 'It's all right' instead of 'That really hurts, why don't you watch where you're going' when someone in the supermarket rams one's ankle with a shopping cart?
Why does one manage to knock something else over while attempting to catch something that's falling off the table?
Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why are there no father-in-law jokes?
Finally ... according to statistics, one out of every four persons suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of three of your dearest and most cherished friends. If all three are OK, then it must be you. -Source Unknown
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