May 16, 2010

72 What?

Obama died and after St. Peter ushered him in, George Washington was the first to meet him at the pearly gates. Washington slapped Obama across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to establish?"

Patrick Henry approached next, punched him in the nose, and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin, and growled, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, who beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama lay in pain, an angel appeared. Obama then complained and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The angel replied, "Well, I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

Author Unknown