A guy was driving around Montana when he saw the sign in front of a shanty: 'TALKING DOG FOR SALE'.
Out of curiosity, he decided to check it out. He parked, got out of his car, and knocked at the door. The owner appeared at the door and told him that the dog was in the backyard.
The guy went to the backyard and saw a nice- looking Labrador.
'You talk?' he asked.
'Yep,' the dog replied.
After recovering from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asked further, 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time, they had me jetting all over sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog could be eavesdropping. I became one of the most valuable spies for eight years. But the extensive travel really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I asked to be reassigned. I then became an undercover security dog in the airport where I wandered around and listened in on conversations of suspicious characters. I uncovered some incredible deals and plots, and I was awarded medals. After years of faithful service, I retired.'
The guy was really amazed. He went back into the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' said the owner.
'Ten dollars? That dog is amazing! Why are you selling him for such a cheap price?'
'Because he's a liar. He never really did any of the things that he told you!'
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Out of curiosity, he decided to check it out. He parked, got out of his car, and knocked at the door. The owner appeared at the door and told him that the dog was in the backyard.
The guy went to the backyard and saw a nice- looking Labrador.
'You talk?' he asked.
'Yep,' the dog replied.
After recovering from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asked further, 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time, they had me jetting all over sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog could be eavesdropping. I became one of the most valuable spies for eight years. But the extensive travel really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I asked to be reassigned. I then became an undercover security dog in the airport where I wandered around and listened in on conversations of suspicious characters. I uncovered some incredible deals and plots, and I was awarded medals. After years of faithful service, I retired.'
The guy was really amazed. He went back into the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' said the owner.
'Ten dollars? That dog is amazing! Why are you selling him for such a cheap price?'
'Because he's a liar. He never really did any of the things that he told you!'
Author Unknown