Jun 6, 2009

A Conversation With God

A scientist, who is also an avowed atheist and evolutionist, once approached God and said, "We don't really need you. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you and Christians claim you did 'in the beginning'."

God replied: "Really? That's very interesting. Tell me how."

The scientist cockily said: "Well, very simply. A scientist can now take dirt, form and mold it to whatever life form the scientist chooses, and then pump the proper amount of chemicals and natural substances into it, thereby creating a living organism."

God replied: "That's very interesting indeed. Now, why don't you give me a demonstration?"

And so, the scientist bent down, got some earth, and started to mold the soil into the likeness of a human being.

Then God interrupted: "Wait a minute, you're using MY soil which I personally created and made. Shouldn't you be using YOUR own soil? And that also for all of the so-called natural substances which you mentioned."

Author Unknown