Setting A New Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, password cannot use two or upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfIDon'tGetAccess!

WINDOWS: Sorry, password cannot contain any punctuation marks.

USER: ReallyPissed50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfIDontGetAccess

WINDOWS: Sorry, password is already in use.

~Contributed by Ralp/Author Unknown