Why Some Men Prefer A Dog To A Wife

1. A dog is always excited to see you, especially if you come home quite late or away for a long time.    

[NOTE: To prove the above, lock your dog in the garage for an hour, then lock your wife in the garage for the same amount of time, and see who would be happier to see you.]       
       
2. A dog doesn't notice if you call it by another dog's name.   
       
3. A dog likes it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.   
       
4. A dog's parents never visit.   
       
5. A dog knows that you sometimes have to raise your voice to get your point across.   
       
6. A dog find you amusing when you're drunk.   
       
7. A dog likes to go hunting and fishing.   
       
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"   
       
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.   
       
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.   
       
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, it doesn't get mad. It just thinks it's interesting.   
       
And last but not least. . .       
       
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff or completely clean your bank account!   

~Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph