1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
After a Sunday school teacher told her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
After moments of total silence, a little girl piped up, "I think I'd throw up."
DID NOAH GO FISHING?
A Sunday school teacher asked the children, "Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark during the Flood?"
A smart little boy replied, "How could he with just two worms?"
AN UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
Proud that his little daughter was so observant, he replied, "Well, I always ask God to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He hasn't answered you yet?" she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
The rabbi told precocious little Aaron, "I heard your Mother prays for you each night? That's wonderful and commendable. What does she say?"
Little Aaron replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN/ALL GIRLS
Every time, little 4-year-old Kelly, said her bedtime prayers, she would ask God to bless every family member, every friend, and every house pet (current and past), and at the end of every prayer, Kelly always said, "All girls."
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
After a Sunday school teacher told her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
After moments of total silence, a little girl piped up, "I think I'd throw up."
DID NOAH GO FISHING?
A Sunday school teacher asked the children, "Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark during the Flood?"
A smart little boy replied, "How could he with just two worms?"
AN UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
Proud that his little daughter was so observant, he replied, "Well, I always ask God to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He hasn't answered you yet?" she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
The rabbi told precocious little Aaron, "I heard your Mother prays for you each night? That's wonderful and commendable. What does she say?"
Little Aaron replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN/ALL GIRLS
Every time, little 4-year-old Kelly, said her bedtime prayers, she would ask God to bless every family member, every friend, and every house pet (current and past), and at the end of every prayer, Kelly always said, "All girls."
Finally, curiosity got the best of her Mom who asked, "Kelly, why do you always say 'All girls' at the end of your prayer?"
Kelly responded, "Because everybody always end their prayer by saying 'All Men'!
A PRAYER BEFORE THE MEAL
Little Jimmy and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Jimmy received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Jimmy, please wait until after the prayer for the food," said his mother.
"I don't need to," Jimmy replied.
"Of course, you do. We always pray before eating at our house," his mother insisted.
"That's at our house. But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook,” Jimmy retorted.
~Contributed by Ralph/Author’s Unknown
Kelly responded, "Because everybody always end their prayer by saying 'All Men'!
A PRAYER BEFORE THE MEAL
Little Jimmy and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Jimmy received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Jimmy, please wait until after the prayer for the food," said his mother.
"I don't need to," Jimmy replied.
"Of course, you do. We always pray before eating at our house," his mother insisted.
"That's at our house. But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook,” Jimmy retorted.
~Contributed by Ralph/Author’s Unknown
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