An elderly man, looking like he was about a 100 years old or so, was riding on a Moped. He applied the Moped's brake and pulled up next to a Ferrari at a red traffic light. The old man looked over at the sleek shiny car and asked, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'
'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!' replied the owner, a physician.
'That's a lot of money! Why does it cost so much?' the oldster asked.
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' stated the doctor proudly.
'Mind if I take a look inside?' the old man inquired.
'Not at all,' replied the doctor.
So, the old man poked his head inside the open window and looked around the car's interior. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man said, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right. But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changed to green. The doctor decided to show the old man just what his car can do. So, he floored it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 160 mph. Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear view mirror which seemed to be getting closer! He slowed down to see what it could be. Suddenly, whoosh! Something whizzed by him going much faster.
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor muttered to himself.
He pressed harder on the accelerator and took the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he saw that it was the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gave it more gas and passed the Moped at 275 m.p.h. He felt pretty good until he looked in his rear view mirror and saw the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the old guy's speed, he floored the gas pedal and took the Ferrari all the way up to 320 m.p.h. Just a few seconds later, he saw the Moped bearing down on him once more. The Ferrari was flat out, and there's nothing he can do. And then, suddenly, the Moped plowed into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the car's rear end. The doctor jammed on the brake pedal. As soon as the car stopped, he jumped out to see the damage. On the ground laid the old man. Unbelievably, the oldster was still alive. He ran up to the banged-up old guy and said, 'I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do to help?'
The old man whispered, 'Can you unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror?'
-Author Unknown
'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!' replied the owner, a physician.
'That's a lot of money! Why does it cost so much?' the oldster asked.
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' stated the doctor proudly.
'Mind if I take a look inside?' the old man inquired.
'Not at all,' replied the doctor.
So, the old man poked his head inside the open window and looked around the car's interior. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man said, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right. But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changed to green. The doctor decided to show the old man just what his car can do. So, he floored it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 160 mph. Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear view mirror which seemed to be getting closer! He slowed down to see what it could be. Suddenly, whoosh! Something whizzed by him going much faster.
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor muttered to himself.
He pressed harder on the accelerator and took the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he saw that it was the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gave it more gas and passed the Moped at 275 m.p.h. He felt pretty good until he looked in his rear view mirror and saw the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the old guy's speed, he floored the gas pedal and took the Ferrari all the way up to 320 m.p.h. Just a few seconds later, he saw the Moped bearing down on him once more. The Ferrari was flat out, and there's nothing he can do. And then, suddenly, the Moped plowed into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the car's rear end. The doctor jammed on the brake pedal. As soon as the car stopped, he jumped out to see the damage. On the ground laid the old man. Unbelievably, the oldster was still alive. He ran up to the banged-up old guy and said, 'I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do to help?'
The old man whispered, 'Can you unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror?'
-Author Unknown
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