My Doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he'll go out of the room and come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realised she was Chinese.

Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, my doctor gave him another six months. ~~~~~

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

My doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him." ~~~~~

Another time, a man came running into the office and yelled, " Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

My doctor very calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops." ~~~~~

One time a patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

My doctor asked, "When did it start?"

The man responded, "When did what start?" ~~~~~

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice was: "Don't answer it." ~~~~~

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One time, one patient told him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these. If they don't work, give me a ring." ~~~~~

Another guy told my doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. My doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." ~~~~~

There was the time when I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places. ~~~~~

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. One time, I waited a month and a half for an appointment, then when I finally saw my doctor, he said, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

Did the punch lines make you laugh? If not, you need to see a psychiatrist. -Author Unknown