LaDonna

A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What's the problem?"

The mother answered, "It's my daughter, LaDonna. Lately, she's been getting these cravings. She's also been putting on weight, and has been sick most mornings."

The doctor gave LaDonna a thorough examination, then turned to the mother and said, "Well, your daughter is pregnant. . .About 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother blurted out, "Pregnant? She can't be! She has never ever been with a man. . .have you, LaDonna?"

"No! I've never even been kissed by guy. I'm still a virgin!" the 16-year-old LaDonna adamantly protested.

The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring at nothing in particular.

After about 5 minutes or so without a single word from the doctor, the mother impatiently asked, "Well, Doctor, are you just going to let us sit here the rest of the day?"

The doctor responded, "No. You are free to go, but before you do, let me just say that. . .as far as I know, the last time a case similar to your daughter's ever happened was to a virgin named Mary, and that was more than 2000 years ago!"

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