The Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know. Being blind, I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out,' said the bunny.

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

After having felt the snake all over, the bunny replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls. You must be a POLITICIAN!'

Author Unknown