Old Goats

A group of American tourists on a tour of the Netherlands stopped at a Dutch cheese farm. The tour guide led them through the cheese making process and explained that goat's milk was used in the production of cheese for which the Dutch have become well-known worldwide.

Then, the guide led the group to a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. The guide commented: "When the goats are to old and no longer able to produce milk, they are brought to this pasture." The guide then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

An elderly gentleman in the tour group answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

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