An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulled up next to a youthful, well-dressed fellow at a stop light.
The old man looked over at the sleek shiny car and asked, 'What kind of car ya got there, Sonny?'
The younger one replied, 'A Ferrari GTO. It costs half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' said the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour,' stated the younger one proudly.
The Moped driver asked, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replied the Ferrari owner.
So the old man poked his head in the window and looked around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man said, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right, but I'll stick to my Moped!'
Just then the light changed, so the Ferrari owner decided to show the old man just what his car can do. He floored the accelerator, and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 160 m.p.h.
Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear view mirror. It seemed to be getting closer!
He slowed down to see what it could be and suddenly the younger man felt a whoooossshhhh! Something whizzed past him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the car owner wondered.
He pressed harder on the accelerator and took the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he saw that it was the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gave it more gas and passed the Moped at 275 m.p.h. and he felt pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of the old guy and his Moped, he floored the gas pedal once again and took the Ferrari all the way up to 320 m.p.h.
Not ten seconds later, he saw the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari was flat out, and there was nothing the younger man can do!
Then, suddenly, the Moped plowed into the back of the Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The Ferrari owner stopped and jumped out to check the damage. Unbelievably the old man was still alive.
He ran up to the banged-up old guy and said, 'I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispered, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'
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The old man looked over at the sleek shiny car and asked, 'What kind of car ya got there, Sonny?'
The younger one replied, 'A Ferrari GTO. It costs half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' said the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour,' stated the younger one proudly.
The Moped driver asked, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replied the Ferrari owner.
So the old man poked his head in the window and looked around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man said, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right, but I'll stick to my Moped!'
Just then the light changed, so the Ferrari owner decided to show the old man just what his car can do. He floored the accelerator, and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 160 m.p.h.
Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear view mirror. It seemed to be getting closer!
He slowed down to see what it could be and suddenly the younger man felt a whoooossshhhh! Something whizzed past him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the car owner wondered.
He pressed harder on the accelerator and took the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he saw that it was the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gave it more gas and passed the Moped at 275 m.p.h. and he felt pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of the old guy and his Moped, he floored the gas pedal once again and took the Ferrari all the way up to 320 m.p.h.
Not ten seconds later, he saw the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari was flat out, and there was nothing the younger man can do!
Then, suddenly, the Moped plowed into the back of the Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The Ferrari owner stopped and jumped out to check the damage. Unbelievably the old man was still alive.
He ran up to the banged-up old guy and said, 'I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispered, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'
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