George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Vladimir Putin all died and ended up in hell. One day, the three noticed a red phone on the Devil's office desk. So, they asked Satan what the phone was for. He told them that it was a special phone for anyone to use to make a call back to Earth.
Vladimir Putin was the first of the three to ask if he could call Moscow. After being permitted to do so, he called and talked with someone in the Kremlin. The call lasted 5 minutes. After Putin had hung up, he was informed that the call would cost him $1,000,000. Putin wrote a check for the amount.
Next, Queen Elizabeth II called London. She talked for 30 minutes with someone in the Buckingham Palace. When she finished, Satan informed her that the call cost $6,000,000. She, too, wrote a check for the amount.
Finally, George W. Bush got his turn. He talked for 4 solid hours with someone in Washington, D.C. When he finished, Satan informed him that the entire call cost $5. Bush whipped out a $5 bill from his wallet and handed it to Satan.
When Putin heard about the $5 Bush paid for his 4-hour call to Washington, D.C., he went ballistic, and asked the Devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
Satan replied, "Well, ever since Obama took over, the USA had completely turned to hell, so it was a local call only."
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