Believe it or not,
I have finally become very rich!

I now have. . .
silver in my hair,
gold in my teeth,
crystal in my kidneys,
sugar in my blood,
calcium deposits in my joints,
lead in my feet,
iron in my arteries,
And
an inexhaustible supply of
natural gas in my guts and
abundantly blowing out of my ass!

Never in my life have I ever dreamed
that I'd accumulate such wealth!

~ Author Unknown ~