A 3-year-old's version of the Lord's Prayer: 'Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name....'
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A little boy was overheard saying his prayer before going to bed: 'Lord, if you can't make me a good boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time the way I am.'
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After his baby brother's christening, a 4-year-old sobbed in the car's back seat on the drive home. His father asked at least three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, 'The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.'
Finally, the boy replied, 'The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.'
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Another version of the Lord's Prayer by a 4-year-old: '.... And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets....'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her class of 4- and 5-year-olds: 'Why is it important to sit still and be quiet in church?'
A little girl replied: 'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for breakfast, when her two sons began to argue over who should get the first pancake. Seeing an opportunity to teach them a good moral lesson, she said: 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
The older son then turned to his younger brother and said: 'You be Jesus!'
The older son then turned to his younger brother and said: 'You be Jesus!'
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A father was strolling at the beach with his four-year-old son, when they came upon a dead seagull on the sand. The little boy asked: 'Daddy, what happened to him?'
The father replied: 'He died and went to Heaven.'
After a moment of silence, the boy asked: 'Did God throw him back down?'
The father replied: 'He died and went to Heaven.'
After a moment of silence, the boy asked: 'Did God throw him back down?'
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A couple made it a practice to invite guests to their home for lunch after church. One particular weekend, after everyone had been seated around the table, the father turned to the couple's five-year-old daughter and asked, 'Susie, how would you like to offer prayer for the food this time?'
A 3-year-old's version of the Lord's Prayer: 'Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name....'
A 3-year-old's version of the Lord's Prayer: 'Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name....'
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A little boy was overheard saying his prayer before going to bed: 'Lord, if you can't make me a good boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time the way I am.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After his baby brother's christening, a 4-year-old sobbed in the car's back seat on the drive home. His father asked at least three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, 'The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.'
Finally, the boy replied, 'The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.'
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Another version of the Lord's Prayer by a 4-year-old: '....And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets....'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her class of 4- and 5-year-olds: 'Why is it important to sit still and be quiet in church?'
A little girl replied: 'Because people are sleeping.'
A mother was preparing pancakes for breakfast, when her two sons began to argue over who should get the first pancake. Seeing an opportunity to teach them a good moral lesson, she said: 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
The older son then turned to his younger brother and said: 'You be Jesus!'
A little girl replied: 'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for breakfast, when her two sons began to argue over who should get the first pancake. Seeing an opportunity to teach them a good moral lesson, she said: 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
The older son then turned to his younger brother and said: 'You be Jesus!'
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A father was strolling at the beach with his four-year-old son, when they came upon a dead seagull on the sand. The little boy asked: 'Daddy, what happened to him?'
The father replied: 'He died and went to Heaven.'
After a moment of silence, the boy asked: 'Did God throw him back down?'
The father replied: 'He died and went to Heaven.'
After a moment of silence, the boy asked: 'Did God throw him back down?'
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A couple made it a practice to invite guests to their home for lunch after church. One particular weekend, after everyone had been seated around the table, the father turned to the couple's five-year-old daughter and asked, 'Susie, how would you like to offer prayer for the food this time?'
'But I don't know what to say,' Susie protested.
'Just say what you've heard Mom often say,' the father replied.
The daughter hesitatingly agreed. With head bowed and eyes closed, Susie reverently intoned: 'Oh, Lord, have mercy, why on earth did I bother to invite all these people?'
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'But I don't know what to say,' Susie protested.
'Just say what you've heard Mom often say,' the father replied.
The daughter hesitatingly agreed. With head bowed and eyes closed, Susie reverently intoned: 'Oh, Lord, have mercy, why on earth did I bother to invite all these people?'
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