A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was the possibility that there was really no heaven, and even worse, that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband died first. True to his word, he contacted his wife.
"Marian ... Marian ... "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, darling, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! So, tell me what it is like -- especially your sex life."
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. After a while, I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch -- you'd be proud of me, I now love and eat lots of greens. Another romp around the golf course, then have sex pretty much the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again and more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No, I'm now a rabbit in Arizona!"
Author Unknown
After a long life together, the husband died first. True to his word, he contacted his wife.
"Marian ... Marian ... "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, darling, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! So, tell me what it is like -- especially your sex life."
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. After a while, I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch -- you'd be proud of me, I now love and eat lots of greens. Another romp around the golf course, then have sex pretty much the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again and more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No, I'm now a rabbit in Arizona!"
Author Unknown
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