Lemon Squeeze

There once was a young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

'Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.' the young woman said.

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' the priest said.

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