The Modern Psalm 23

Obama is the shepherd whom we do not want.
He maketh us to believe lies about greener pastures.
He restoreth our uncertainties.
He leadeth us beside the still factories.
He restoreth our ghoul.
He leadeth us in the paths of unrighteousness
for his party's namesake.
Yea, though we walk through the valley of debts,
we will fear no collectors, for government bailout is with us.
His rotten and crooked staff, they scare us.
He prepareth a table of poop before us
in the presence of our country's enemies.
He anointest our nation with deficits,
our national debt runneth over.
Surely, crudeness with no mercy will follow us
all the days of our life,
And we shall dwell in the house
of the poor forever.

Author Unknown