He who hesitates is probably right.
A penny saved is another government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs . . .'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . . AMEN!
Author Unknown
A penny saved is another government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs . . .'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . . AMEN!
Author Unknown
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