Two priests were using the urinal in Vatican, when Priest #1 noticed that Priest #2 had a Nicoderm patch on his manhood.
Priest #1: Isn't that patch supposed to be placed on your shoulder or your arm?
Priest #2: It is working very well where it is. Now I am down to two butts a day!
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Priest #1: Isn't that patch supposed to be placed on your shoulder or your arm?
Priest #2: It is working very well where it is. Now I am down to two butts a day!
Author Unknown